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The Scrimmage Report is the definitive weekly dispatch from the blood-slicked sidelines of amateur Sevens, where the pitch is small but the hits are massive. Hosted by retired legends Atlas Irwin and Ava Imani, the show delivers a high-octane breakdown of league carnage, from miraculous touchdowns to career-ending "Desperate Measures." Whether you’re a coach looking for tactical insights or a fan of pure fantasy gridiron chaos, we cover the rising stars being headhunted by the pros and the unlucky linemen headed straight for the infirmary.

Week 4 Recap: Banana Peel Mayhem

March 31, 2026

Banana peels and chaos ruled Week 4. Atlas and Ava break down the most ridiculous moments and the impact on the standings.

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Banana Peel Mayhem: The most ridiculous moments of the week.
Standings Impact: How the chaos affected the league table.

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