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The Scrimmage Report is the definitive weekly dispatch from the blood-slicked sidelines of amateur Sevens, where the pitch is small but the hits are massive. Hosted by retired legends Atlas Irwin and Ava Imani, the show delivers a high-octane breakdown of league carnage, from miraculous touchdowns to career-ending "Desperate Measures." Whether you’re a coach looking for tactical insights or a fan of pure fantasy gridiron chaos, we cover the rising stars being headhunted by the pros and the unlucky linemen headed straight for the infirmary.

Week 1 Recap: The Sevens Kick-off

March 9, 2026

Atlas and Ava recap the opening week of the Sevens league. We count the casualties, roast the coaches.

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The Opening Kick-off: Why nobody knows the rules yet.
Casualty Corner: Atlas's favorite hits of the week.
Ava's "Told You So": Tactical blunders that cost games.

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